He is, to put it simply the ONE TRUE GOD.
He has laser eyes to strike down the unbelievers... that would be you probably.
Anyhoo, here's a picture of the great squirrelmungous smiting down unbelievers and profaners.
Look at those lasers. This isn't one of your stupid 'faith based' religions, pal. This is for real and here's your proof. Are you scared now? Have you begun to repent for your years of ignorance and false idolatory?
Squirrelmungous may forgive you. For he is mightily benificent. Just make sure to call out 'Hail squirrelmungous!' whenever you see one of his earthly avatars - that would be a squirrel right - and don't forget to 'donate' some tasty nuts and seeds and stuff to these avatars as and when you get the chance. Don't give 'em Wotsits though. Makes 'em a bit fat.
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